At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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