party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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