Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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