So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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