actually, I'm a sock model
nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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