everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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