do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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