you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Randomize
