in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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