Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Randomize
