I feel like abortions should bother me more
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
BRING THE BAGELS
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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