he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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