think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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