We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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