Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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