Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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