WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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