I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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