Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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