if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
and i looked up. we had an audience...
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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