No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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