Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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