hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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