I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Randomize