All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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