Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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