White coat. Heels.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
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