i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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