Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
So vagazzling was a success
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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