im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
We need to get me chipped asap
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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