It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Two words: blizzard sex
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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