I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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