Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Farmville is her only friend.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
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