In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Randomize
