Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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