The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
did i just pee glitter
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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