Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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