Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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