whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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