My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Dick very happy bro
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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