i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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