So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Sext me about skeletons
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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