What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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