he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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