oh god the rape fog is back!
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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