I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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