dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize