If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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