so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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