that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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