Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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