Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
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