you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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