are you so shy because you have an std?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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