So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
high people should be assigned attendants
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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