Porn is love you can see.
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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